I thought I'd share a funny story....
My wife and I were skiing this weekend, and she had to go home but I stayed on for a few more hours. I was on the chair lift with a couple of snowboarders, who were chattering with each other about all the "hot chicks" they'd seen on the slopes. They looked to be all of 16, and might have been high to boot. Finally, the nearest one turned to me and said,
"Hey dude, is that blond chick in the pink ski suit your girlfriend?"
Apparently he had seen us skiing together earlier in the day.
"Well, sort of....actually, she's my wife."
"Your wife?! How old are you, dude??
Then his buddy chimed in, saying to his friend,
"Let it go, dude, he's a grandpa!"
I hadn't realized it's hard to tell someone's age when they have on a helmet, goggles, and a face mask!
After that they chattered on among themselves until we got to the top. I caught the words "milf" and "shag", but pretended I didn't hear. One of them called to me over his shoulder as I skied off,
"Take it easy, dude, be careful not to hurt yourself!"
Sigh....When I got home I told my wife, who's a few years older than me but quite fetching, about my little conversation. After bursting into a fit of giggles, she confided how gratifying it was to be considered a "hot chick" by a 16 year old!
"You should have told them how much cuter I am with the pink ski suit off...." :-)