Yes, I mean YOU!
I've had it with all the posing around here. It seems like everyone's an expert and better than everyone else. Since that can't be the case and I'm clearly the best skier on Epic, including Chaos, I challenge everyone/anyone to a ski off to prove it.
Here's the deal: I'll meet you at any resort in the Rockies, the Sierras, or the Alps, wherever you choose. We'll ski it off and the loser buys lunch.
In order to take advantage of this all you need to do is arrange/pay for my transportation, lodging, meals, and lift tickets. I'll take care of the rest.
Come on, are there any skiers out there who have guts and want to test themselves against the best? Here's your opportunity!
I'm completely serious.
You are going to have to post some photos with your open challenge, and I don't mean with your goretex on, maybe something in a bath towel . sugar daddies have requirements and standards. see some of the escort sites for the type of image expected of you.
note: know how working girls wear a certain something on the street so a potential date knows who is who. I wonder if there is some type of ski clothing you could wear that would let people know you were a "working guy" trying to work your way to Aspen.