Two real life stories follow, both while I was working at Breckenridge. The conversations went like this;
The nice Texan- "You live here all year long?" "Your'e lucky if ya do, it's real purdy here" "We're from Texas and it's GREAT but ain't as nice lookin at this"
UL- "Nope, I'm only here half of the year"
Texan- "Ya live in two places?" "Where ya at the rest of the year"
UL- " I live in Vermont the rest of the year."
Texan-"BOY......YOU GOT IT MADE, YOU GET TO SKI ALL YEAR THEN"
UL - ??????????

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Story # 2--I'm starting skiers off for a-ski off (200 or so) and there is this one well dressed woman in a one piece yapping away.
(we'll call her Maria)
Maria- yap yap yap well suuuure, yada yada yada, yeaaahhhh, love it heere. We're out once a year but we come for two weeks, yeah....of caurse..yada yada.....(add 5-6 minutes of conversation)
(Suddenly Maria stops talking and you could hear a pin drop.....I pause the ski-off and yell up...)
UL-"What part of Jersey are you from?"