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11/19/09 at 6:18am
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When the moon hits your eye, Like a big pizza pie,
That's amoré.

When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned,
That's a moray.

When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four,
That's some more hay.

When a Japanese knight, Uses his sword in a fight,
That's Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze, In a damp marshy place,
That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last tests, Like you did all the rest,
That's some more "A"s.

When on Mt. Cook you see, An aborigine,
That's a Maori.

If God hadn't meant us to ski, why did He give us mountains, snow and gravity?

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11/19/09 at 6:43am
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11/19/09 at 7:51am
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I thought it was:

When you're hit by a jar in a west Aukland bar,
That's Maori.



For the football/soccer fans:
When you're sat in row Z(ed) and the ball hits your head,
That's Zamora

Lots of respectable people have been hit by trains.

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