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I'm back and taking questions.

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If anyone has any questions about skiing technique, ski locations or ski equipment please ask.  I know pretty much everything and am without a doubt the best skier on these forums and likely the world. 

Ask away...
Helmets are for wimps.
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I'm here to post in this very important thread
I'd rather be skiing
 
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Ginger or Mary Ann?

I've wanted a definitive answer to this question for decades, and since you "know pretty much everything" I figured you could enlighten me....

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gravy or sauce?

Be More Like Your Dog...
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Toe-May-toe or Toe-mah-Toe ?
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Didn't we do this in another thread?

Maryann

Gravy (Having homemade tonight as a matter of fact.)

Qu: Can I ski on the yellow snow even if I can't eat it?

Are we there yet?

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What is the average wind speed of an unladen swallow?
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What is the average wind speed of an unladen swallow?
 


an obvious trick question!  African or european? 
Be More Like Your Dog...
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If a troll falls over in a forest, will anyone care?
Be More Like Your Dog...
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172 or 178?
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What's your favorite color?  Blue or red?

I teach snowboarding and pegger ski biking at Winter Park Resort.  
What's pegger ski biking?  Glad you asked!
Ski biking at Winter Park on a powder day...ahhhh.
"What do you say we guys go down to the beach, and shoot some clams?" ...Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana

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What is the average wind speed of an unladen swallow?

What is your quest?
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What is the answer to the question of life, the universe and everything?
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How you tell if someone is a witch?

I teach snowboarding and pegger ski biking at Winter Park Resort.  
What's pegger ski biking?  Glad you asked!
Ski biking at Winter Park on a powder day...ahhhh.
"What do you say we guys go down to the beach, and shoot some clams?" ...Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana

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If anyone has any questions about skiing technique, ski locations or ski equipment please ask.  I know pretty much everything and am without a doubt the best skier on these forums and likely the world. 

Ask away...
How do you manage to fit your immense package in your pants, and doesn't it cause problems while skiing?

The heaviness of the complexity fuels the force behind the dart that hits the mark.

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Why is the sky blue ?

Why is it, which came first; the chicken or the egg ? Should it be the chickens or the eggs ?

Why was orange decided to be called orange ? And which color was named first, orange or green ? as you can't get to orange without going thru green.
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Where the hell are my socks?
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Was Monica laden or unladen ?

BONUS ? - Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway ?

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What is the average wind speed of an unladen swallow?
 


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If anyone has any questions about skiing technique, ski locations or ski equipment please ask.  I know pretty much everything and am without a doubt the best skier on these forums and likely the world. 

Ask away...

You lie! and you know it. If this was true it would say instructor under your screen name.

Powder < Airtime < Moguls!

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 Falcon0 



Chaos, If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

Surviving is essential, thriving is incredible!
EpicSki Academy

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I thought you went to France and hopped a Freight Train by chance?

There is no Darkside of the moon. It's all dark

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 Falcon0 



Chaos, If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
 

he would go away the minute he was totally ignored. but noone over here gets that concept.

"its not that you cant ski the bumps, its that you cant ski and the bumps prove it"

pbfootnit.blogspot.com/ <<< the start of something good!

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Why is the sky blue ?

Why is it, which came first; the chicken or the egg ? Should it be the chickens or the eggs ?

Why was orange decided to be called orange ? And which color was named first, orange or green ? as you can't get to orange without going thru green.

the sky is blue because white light from the sun is refracted by particles in our atmosphere light would actually be violet if it wasnt for the shortest wave lengths getting absorbed by gas and small particles, the end results is the next shortest wave length of light(blue) gets reflected and scattered from the particle making our sky turn blue. Ever notice how the sky is paler as you look closer to the horizon? Its because it get more scattered the further away from you it get and thus the color duller.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Being a darwinist there is no answer to your question. I pose this question, at what point do we call it a organism known to us as a chicken? If your a creationist though the answer could be either.

lastly why is called orange is actually the most difficult to answer.but there is still an answer to this question.  Simply put it is actually named after the fruit orange. So a orange(color) is orange rather than a orange is orange(color). first time it ever appeared in print was 1542. FYI you part about not being able to get to orange with out going though green is simply wrong. the word green is undateably older than the word orange and comes from a german root meaning to grow groeni is the old german word.

"its not that you cant ski the bumps, its that you cant ski and the bumps prove it"

pbfootnit.blogspot.com/ <<< the start of something good!

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What is the answer to the question of life, the universe and everything?

do you believe in afterlife or not?

"its not that you cant ski the bumps, its that you cant ski and the bumps prove it"

pbfootnit.blogspot.com/ <<< the start of something good!

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haha I mean if we not going to ignore him why not have take you guys WAY to seriously right?

"its not that you cant ski the bumps, its that you cant ski and the bumps prove it"

pbfootnit.blogspot.com/ <<< the start of something good!

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He would go away the minute he was totally ignored but, no one over here gets that concept.

Oh, I would say we all understand that concept.  That's why we don't ignore him.  He would then go away. 

Frankly I've missed Chaos.   When things are a little stale or snarky, he magically shows up.  His posts help enlighten us all about different aspects of forum members.  He makes us think creatively.  I enjoy that.

I teach snowboarding and pegger ski biking at Winter Park Resort.  
What's pegger ski biking?  Glad you asked!
Ski biking at Winter Park on a powder day...ahhhh.
"What do you say we guys go down to the beach, and shoot some clams?" ...Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana

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 Why aren't there more 'Helmet' threads on Epicski?

 

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Being a darwinist there is no answer to your question. I pose this question, at what point do we call it a organism known to us as a chicken? If your a creationist though the answer could be either.

 
God created animals not eggs, just as God created a man and a woman, not a baby.

Although I know the answers to all of the questions posted in this thread I'd like to keep the questions specific to skiing and romantic relationships. 

Ok.

Helmets are for wimps.
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 Have chaos's post been made invisible?  He hasn't replied to any of this?

I wonder if that technique of having the poster think their posts are showing, but actually hiding them is being used?

Chaos?

Nothing can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent.

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God created animals not eggs, just as God created a man and a woman, not a baby.

Although I know the answers to all of the questions posted in this thread I'd like to keep the questions specific to skiing and romantic relationships. 

Ok.
 

ok prove it? prove to me that there is a god.

"its not that you cant ski the bumps, its that you cant ski and the bumps prove it"

pbfootnit.blogspot.com/ <<< the start of something good!

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