Is Louie Vito is Setting a Bad Image for Snowboarders?

Does Louie Vito look like any snowboarder you have ever seen in this shot. Vito is going to be laughed out of the half pipe with these tight fitting cloths that don't hang down below his waist.  What was Vito thinking signing up for "Dancing With the Stars," doing a Salsa and Fox Trot. If Vito keeps this up he is going to loose his snowboarder sponsors.

Vito Is On Board For Salsa

Now this is what a Louie Vito is suppose to look like.

Exposure on a popular TV program hurting sponsorships? What mountain range did you come from?

I was joking.   The Washington Post was obviously having a little fun with this as well.  

I see the other boarders being jealous of him getting to fondle...I mean dance with that hot blonde.

Me too. I get the Post.

What do you call a snowboarder who's lost his girlfriend?

Homeless.     (a very old snowboard joke)

 ha!