Really Bad Joke Thread

Let's hear some terrible jokes.  I'll kick it off.


OK Here goes..


A parts manager for a small electronics shop, had occasion
to order part No. 669 from the factory. But when he received
it he noticed that someone had sent part No. 699 instead.
Furious at the factory's incompetence, he promptly sent the
part back along with a letter giving them a piece of his
mind.

Less than a week later, he received the same part back with
a letter containing just four words: "TURN THE PART OVER."

I have a friend who has a trophy wife, but apparently it wasn't first place. 

 Steven Wright

I thought this thread was about every joke here.

Why is poop better than a wife?
After you do a poop you don't have to hug and kiss it!
Edited by therusty - 6/29/2009 at 09:22 pm GMT

Hi! Billy Mays here for the Boing Portable Passenger Seat Roll Cage .....

How can you tell which funeral procession is the one for Michael Jackson?
It's the one with all the Big Wheels in it!

What were Michael Jackson's last words?
Take me to the Children's Hospital.

Last fall the jocks on the radio were talking about the Pope's birthday and folks were calling in with gift ideas.  Someone suggested some chrome 24" wheels and subs for the PopeMobile

What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order? 
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Plain



Whats worse that 10 dead baby's nailed to a tree?
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1 baby nailed to 10 trees!


How come there will never been an Olympics in Mexico?
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Becuase everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already over here!

How come MJ shopped at Targert?
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Because he could get little boys pants half off.

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood!  Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'  

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

 'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd... .Did the Sheriff come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'  

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

^^^  I heard that one but it was about a guy in prison helping his disabled father do chores. got them to chop the wood, dig up the garden, and a few other things.  Can't recall where I heard it, probably here...

Got a great Knock Knock joke for you.

You start it off.

Okey-dokey.

Knock knock.

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Think about it for a while.

My girlfriend broke up with me.

I asked "why?"
She said "Because you don't understand me."  
I said "What do you mean?" 

Here's a real knock knock joke.

Knock Knock!

who's there?

Boy, this is going to be a real long knock knock joke.



The participants are off line.

haha im back now. but yet the joke teller is not

This kind of sounds like a gotya!

Reminds me of the old crank call...

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"Hey, is Fred there"

"Sorry, wring number" 
Click

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"Hey, is Fred there"

"Sorry, wring number" 
Click


rrrrringgggg

"Hey, is Fred there"

"Sorry, wring number" 
Click


Rrringggg

"Hey, this Fred, did anybody call for me?"


 

 

Little Boy Blue

little boy blue who..   ahahaha  i got it.

Most people are smart enough not to walk into that one. The answer BTW is:

Michael Jackson

They have decided what to do with Micheal Jackson's' body.  

Since he was mostly plastic they are going to melt him down and make him into LEGO'S.

That way the kids can play with him for a change. 

Isn't MJ really going to be frozen like Walt Disney?  I thought I heard that somewhere awhile back. 

That would make him a POPstarSICLE

I thought popsicles were only found in sperm banks.

They finally found out what killed Michael Jackson.

Food poisoning.

When they cut open his stomach, they found some 12 year old nuts.

::groan!::