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Let's hear some terrible jokes. I'll kick it off.
OK Here goes..
A parts manager for a small electronics shop, had occasion
to order part No. 669 from the factory. But when he received
it he noticed that someone had sent part No. 699 instead.
Furious at the factory's incompetence, he promptly sent the
part back along with a letter giving them a piece of his
mind.
Less than a week later, he received the same part back with
a letter containing just four words: "TURN THE PART OVER."
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I thought this thread was about every joke here.
None of us is as smart as all of us.
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How can you tell which funeral procession is the one for Michael Jackson?
It's the one with all the Big Wheels in it!
Last fall the jocks on the radio were talking about the Pope's birthday and folks were calling in with gift ideas. Someone suggested some chrome 24" wheels and subs for the PopeMobile
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What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
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Whats worse that 10 dead baby's nailed to a tree?
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1 baby nailed to 10 trees!
How come there will never been an Olympics in Mexico?
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Becuase everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already over here!
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How come MJ shopped at Targert?
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Because he could get little boys pants half off.
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'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'
'Yes. What can I do for you?'
'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'
'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd... .Did the Sheriff come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!'
'Happy Birthday, buddy!'
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^^^ I heard that one but it was about a guy in prison helping his disabled father do chores. got them to chop the wood, dig up the garden, and a few other things. Can't recall where I heard it, probably here...
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Got a great Knock Knock joke for you.
You start it off.
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My girlfriend broke up with me.
I asked "why?"
She said "Because you don't understand me."
I said "What do you mean?"
We are all the same distance from infinity.
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Think about it for a while.
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To ski or not to ski is not the question.
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Boy, this is going to be a real long knock knock joke.
The participants are off line.
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haha im back now. but yet the joke teller is not
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This kind of sounds like a gotya!
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Reminds me of the old crank call...
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"Hey, is Fred there"
"Sorry, wring number"
Click
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"Hey, is Fred there"
"Sorry, wring number"
Click
rrrrringgggg
"Hey, is Fred there"
"Sorry, wring number"
Click
Rrringggg
"Hey, this Fred, did anybody call for me?"
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little boy blue who.. ahahaha i got it.
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They have decided what to do with Micheal Jackson's' body.
Since he was mostly plastic they are going to melt him down and make him into LEGO'S.
That way the kids can play with him for a change.
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Isn't MJ really going to be frozen like Walt Disney? I thought I heard that somewhere awhile back.
That would make him a POPstarSICLE
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I thought popsicles were only found in sperm banks.
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They finally found out what killed Michael Jackson.
Food poisoning.
When they cut open his stomach, they found some 12 year old nuts.
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