I LOVE my gigantic SUV.

You should be fine running a 4 popper at the altitudes most of the Appalachians offer.. as long as you aren't towing anything larger than the boat you talked about last spring.  Did you ever name that thang?  It's bad luck not to name your boat. 

Thus proving that ski gear is a man's best friend =)

Dude's got Bros, a Subbie, an Arcteryx and plans to make a lot of trips to VT.  He must have named it!

ill never tow with it.  I like my transmission right where it is.   


Yup.  It's the fastest color too- orange, just like mah bewts!  I love my black Stingray pants so much, I just couldn't pass it up.  Diamonds suck anyways, they don't keep you warm or dry at all.      


Right indeed!  I dubbed her "The Dirty Little Oar" 

My fishing buddies (one at a time, of course) will call me up and say "Hey man, let's drag that dirty little oar through the woods and throw 'er in Demmick".  It never gets old.  One friend in particular talks to the boat as if he were the circa 1920's villain in that black & white movie that the kid in "Home Alone" watches... (In his best '20s gangster voice) "You've been smoochin' with everybody- Sal, Moe with the gimpy leg..."  ...  "I forgive you baby...  BUT MY TOMMY GUN DON'T!"  Yeah he really lets her have it, that dirty little oar...  but she loves it.   




Edited by Do Work - 6/30/2009 at 07:53 pm GMT

I bet she smells like fish and is dripping wet right after you finish using her.

^ 

I puts 'er away wet too...  Wait, what was this thread about again??? 

The right kind of diamonds can make some girls quiver. 




Do I really have to answer this question?

Do Work,
Its the third page of this thread anyway..ya allowed to go off topic by now!  Trek started it!

Sorry to hear about the truck and girl friend, dang it son!  A good truck is like a good dog..hate to part with 'em!   Oh,and if ya give a  diamond to the right lady she will definitely keep you warm at night.

And if you put hen's teeth under your pillow.....

I might think differently about big honking SUVs if someone driving one would lower his electric window one time and offer me to skitch up a big hill, but that's not going to happen. They only think about themselves and how can I get past this guy without changing lanes or scratching my paint? Yeah, yeah, you have a lot of children, so you're entitled to more of our limited resources. God forbid you leave your filthy polluting boat at a dock somewhere, no gotta drive it home, it's family.

Spoken like a true hippy tele skier....  nice work.

I quit posting at Telemarktips.com because they all drive those horrid 4wd trucks. :(  

Subarus are trucks?  

Id think so. My 2004 subaru legacy wagon is a tank!

God knows I love a lifted Jeep. My wife's Pat is lifted, albeit 2.125". RRO for you Jeep enthusiasts.

Whatever it is it needs to have an EpicSki sticker!
 

Mine actually has a "Change for a Nickel?" sticker on the back.....

I see by the stickers on your rear window, that you might follow the number 1 rule of Italian driving, so, uh, why do you still have that rear view mirror?

Do you have a Duke Blue Devils and a UNC sticker?

Even an Aston Martin?

That's funny. 
You'd be surprised how little a rear view mirror is necessary when you learn how to use your side mirrors properly.

What would ever give anybody that idea?  My wife would torch the truck if she ever saw a DOOK sticker on it.  There has been a time when there is a Texas sticker and the OU sticker on it.  Many would say that is a bigger sin but I did my grad work in the UT system so I will pull for them as long as they aren't playing OU.  I put a sticker up when the UT football team beat USC in the Rose Bowl a couple year ago.  Even here in NC I got quite a few comments and questions while that Texas National Football Champions sticker was up.  People most often asked if I lost a bet.

OIC, that's kinda actually the polar opposite of "the Devil".  It's a blue Firebird logo on sticker promoting the christian rock band Third Day.

Speaking of Christians

"Throughout scripture are various teachings of restraint-not taking more than you need, loving your neighbor, giving to other people. People often ask me "Was Jesus an environmentalist?" Jesus identified with marginal people. And probably today he would identify with endangered species, coral reefs, and forests, because he identified with pain and suffering, and right now creation is in pain and suffering. I would go so far as to say that if Jesus were here, he would not drive an SUV." - Rev. Sally Bingham, cofounder of the Episcopal Power and Light ministry

Jesus was not a Duke fan either.

^^^  LOL Jesus would mos def ride the bus

I always thought he looked like a hippy. I bet he would tele ski to and make sure everyone knew he tele skied also.

My brother in law had a great quote whiling looking at Jesus on the cross, "My cult will have a way better mascot"

UP,
Fwiw..if you have dirt roads to travel..and.if its differential/torque can handle slightly bigger tires, 3" body-lift(often requires a little body work around wheels)..find out the correct spacing and get some slightly bigger, firm, aggressive tires on it.  The 3rd party tires will amaze with their glide and float...  3rd party intake/exhaust will give you more kick per spark.
$.01

I found a boat for telerod:



Ladybug wheelbarrow boat
http://www.hatfieldmccoytrio.com/harrybryan/plan13.html

Are you confusing Subaru with Rhoades Car?