If so, please give details. Thanks.
6/23/09 at 7:02pm
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Hey instructors, have you ever had sex with one of your clients?
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Hey instructors, have you ever had sex with one of your clients?
6/23/09 at 7:05pm
During a lesson or after ?
6/23/09 at 7:08pm
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Originally Posted by GarryZ 
During a lesson or after ?
Either.
6/24/09 at 12:43am
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I'm not an instructor, but I've taught a few girls a thing or two...
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6/24/09 at 4:11am
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I'm not an instructor, but I've taught a few girls a thing or two...
I'm not an instructor, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn last night.
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6/24/09 at 4:57am
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6/24/09 at 9:14am
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Shouldn't this be in "Ski Instruction & Coaching"?
6/24/09 at 9:27am
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You are truly one of a kind !
Still single... i suppose?
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6/24/09 at 1:46pm
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You are truly one of a kind !
Still single... i suppose?
Are you speaking to a girl who is taking your lesson?
6/25/09 at 7:00am
so this is what we talk about i the off season 
(Attitude is 10 % of what happens to you and 90 % of how you react to it)
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6/25/09 at 7:30am
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so this is what we talk about i the off season
so this is what we talk about i the off season
You've had three coaches that I'm aware of, which one made a pass at you? I bet it was Weems!
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6/25/09 at 8:57am
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Originally Posted by Trekchick
You've had three coaches that I'm aware of, which one made a pass at you? I bet it was Weems!
You've had three coaches that I'm aware of, which one made a pass at you? I bet it was Weems!
Trek....too much sun lately?????? I love warped, sick humor!
6/25/09 at 12:29pm
When I first saw Squatty I was a little worried!!!!
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6/25/09 at 1:16pm
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UMM NO.Originally Posted by jackwan1
Are you speaking to a girl who is taking your lesson?
That would be to the OP who is probably in his parents basement on the net with nothing better to do than grope himself waiting for some details on others experiences that he will never live out other than on a role playing game.
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6/26/09 at 1:23am
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If so, please give details. Thanks.
Haven't you claimed that you are self-taught, so you are your own client.
...watch out, too many "lessons" and you'll go blind.
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7/16/09 at 5:55pm
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It has occured to me that this instructor may not be SKI instructors. Everyone over reacted....
7/16/09 at 5:59pm
No, not one of them.
7/16/09 at 7:12pm
July 16, 2009
Hi Cometjo:
You mean "Skin Instruction and Couching" right?
Sorry guys and gals, couldn't let this pass.
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7/19/09 at 5:56am
Only one?????
None of us is as smart as all of us.
7/19/09 at 2:01pm
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Then how many Rod? Originally Posted by telerod15
No, not one of them.
No, not one of them.
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Group or private?Originally Posted by T-Square
Only one?????
Only one?????
I did not have "sexual relations" with that student.....
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7/20/09 at 9:30am
Any MA vids?
7/20/09 at 10:53am
Yeah. But the video is all jerky....
7/21/09 at 6:17am
I used to date my high school's volleyball coach, who eventually taught me how to ski... Does that count?
7/21/09 at 5:44pm
^^^^ "Wilson! I'm sorryyyyyyyyyy. I'm sorry Wilsonnnnnnnnnnn!!!!"
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8/20/09 at 1:13pm
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Originally Posted by Lars
I'm not an instructor, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn last night.
( Mods allowed this question?)
If you were an instructor you would have slept at the cheap, no-name hotel.
