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Hey instructors, have you ever had sex with one of your clients?

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6/23/09 at 7:02pm
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If so, please give details.  Thanks.

Helmets are for wimps.
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6/23/09 at 7:05pm
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During a lesson or after ?


 
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6/23/09 at 7:08pm
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During a lesson or after ?


Either.

Helmets are for wimps.
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6/24/09 at 12:43am
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I'm not an instructor, but I've taught a few girls a thing or two...

If God hadn't meant us to ski, why did He give us mountains, snow and gravity?

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6/24/09 at 4:11am
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Originally Posted by Wear The Fox Hat View Post

I'm not an instructor, but I've taught a few girls a thing or two...


I'm not an instructor, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn last night.
 

 

( Mods allowed this question?)

 

 

 

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6/24/09 at 4:57am
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Paging Harry Morgan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd rather be skiing
 
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6/24/09 at 9:14am
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Shouldn't this be in "Ski Instruction & Coaching"?

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6/24/09 at 9:27am
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You are truly one of a kind !

Still single... i suppose?

"Why do they call him Pecan ?"

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6/24/09 at 1:46pm
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You are truly one of a kind !

Still single... i suppose?


Are you speaking to a girl who is taking your lesson?
 

 

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6/25/09 at 7:00am
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so this is what we talk about i the off season 

(Attitude is 10 % of what happens to you and 90 % of how you react to it)

AKA       (Bayou Boy)

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6/25/09 at 7:30am
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so this is what we talk about i the off season 

You've had three coaches that I'm aware of, which one made a pass at you?  I bet it was Weems!

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6/25/09 at 8:57am
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You've had three coaches that I'm aware of, which one made a pass at you?  I bet it was Weems!


Trek....too much sun lately??????   I love warped, sick humor!
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6/25/09 at 12:29pm
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When I first saw Squatty I was a little worried!!!! 

(Attitude is 10 % of what happens to you and 90 % of how you react to it)

AKA       (Bayou Boy)

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6/25/09 at 1:16pm
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Are you speaking to a girl who is taking your lesson?
 

 

 UMM NO.
That would be to the OP who is probably in his parents basement on the net with nothing better to do than grope himself waiting for some details on others experiences that he will never live out other than on a role playing game.

"Why do they call him Pecan ?"

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6/26/09 at 1:23am
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If so, please give details.  Thanks.


Haven't you claimed that you are self-taught, so you are your own client.

...watch out, too many "lessons" and you'll go blind.

If God hadn't meant us to ski, why did He give us mountains, snow and gravity?

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7/16/09 at 5:55pm
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It has occured to me that this instructor may not be SKI instructors. Everyone over reacted....
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7/16/09 at 5:59pm
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 No, not one of them.
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7/16/09 at 7:12pm
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July 16, 2009

Hi Cometjo:

You mean "Skin Instruction and Couching" right? 

Sorry guys and gals, couldn't let this pass.

CP

'second to the right, and straight on till morning' ~ Barrie

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7/19/09 at 5:56am
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Only one?????

None of us is as smart as all of us.

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7/19/09 at 2:01pm
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 No, not one of them.
Then how many Rod? 

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Only one?????
Group or private?



I did not have "sexual relations" with that student.....

I'd rather be skiing
 
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7/20/09 at 9:30am
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Any MA vids?
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7/20/09 at 10:53am
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Yeah.  But the video is all jerky....
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#23
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7/21/09 at 6:17am
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I used to date my high school's volleyball coach, who eventually taught me how to ski...  Does that count? 

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7/21/09 at 5:44pm
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^^^^ "Wilson!   I'm sorryyyyyyyyyy.  I'm sorry Wilsonnnnnnnnnnn!!!!"

I'd rather be skiing
 
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8/20/09 at 1:13pm
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I'm not an instructor, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn last night.
 

 

( Mods allowed this question?)

 

 

 



If you were an instructor you would have slept at the cheap, no-name hotel.
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