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You Might Be A Ski Bum If......

#31
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11/5/09 at 7:17pm
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Originally Posted by samurai View Post

If you imagine skiing off every feature you see around the neighborhood, like people's roofs, highway over-passes, or can turn a brick-patterned sidewalk into an imaginary mogul field.... you might be a ski bum.


Guilty!!!!!!!  I'm a ski bum!  When I travel, it's common to hear me say "I'd ski that". 

If you only go to one movie every year with your spouse/ski buddy/SO, and Warren Miller is in the title......you might be a ski bum.

There's no such thing as bad weather.........just bad clothing.

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11/5/09 at 8:17pm
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You bring your skis when traveling through Vegas to ski the Luxor:



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11/6/09 at 8:44am
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If while at the beach in July/August you are discussing skiing, reading a book about skiing or thinking about last seasons epic days,

You might be . . . .

Are we there yet?

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11/6/09 at 9:28am
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If when you are confronted with an unforeseen car repair bill decide to just park the car for the winter and fix it in the spring rather than fixing the car at the expense of lift ticket money you are most definitely a ski bum.
I'd rather be skiing
 
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11/14/09 at 5:58pm
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[[If you've ever tried to use in a hurry to get first tracks as an excuse to get out of a traffic ticket then.....]]

if it worked...that cop just might be a ski bum!
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11/16/09 at 6:52am
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If the ski area already has your season pass made for you before you ever show up to apply for this years pass you might be a ski bum.

Skiing combines outdoor fun and knocking trees down with your face.  ~Dave Barry

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