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I was wondering if anybody could come up with some "you might be a red neck jokes" for skiers. I thought of a couple last night so here goes..
If you have a bumper sticker that says "My Other Car is a SNOW CAT" then...........
You might just be a ski bum!
If you refer to "binding arbitration" as a discussion of whether to tap new skis ball of foot or mid-sole then...................
You might just be a ski bum!
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Smell that? Winter's coming!
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If you must be 21 years of age or older to purchase what your poles are filled with then..........................
You might just be a ski bum!
Smell that? Winter's coming!
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You can wax eloquent on generic ramon...
Control. Freedom is control.
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If your street address is:
<Your Name>
Rusty Van
Lower Lot
<insert ski area>, ST, xxxxx
You just might be a ski bum!
Smell that? Winter's coming!
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T-Square
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If your idea of a first date is going skiing, you might be a ski bum.
None of us is as smart as all of us.
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If your wife complains about wax on her iron, you might be a ski bum.
None of us is as smart as all of us.
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If your idea of a "wax job" includes skis, you might be a ski bum.
None of us is as smart as all of us.
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If you refer to beef jerkey and a handfull o snow as "lunch" then.......
You just might be a ski bum
Smell that? Winter's coming!
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Rio
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If you can name every ski you've ever owned but can't name you ex-wives.
In Bozeman waiting for first contact
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If you skied today for two hours after lunch in a driving rain storm as the snow dwindeled to almost nothing then....................
I might just be a ski bum
Smell that? Winter's coming!
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If...
*you forgot your pass but it doesn't matter because the lifties all know you, you might be...
*your alarm is the snowcats firing up in the morning because you're sleeping in the back of your truck outside the equipment shed, you might be...
*you get up three hours before the snowcats fire up because you're the mechanic, you might be...
*you radio in today's snow report, you might be...
*you found your skis in a dumpster, but you still ski better than 99.9% of the skiers on the hill, you might be...
*you share a one-bedroom apartment with four other people and 27 pairs of skis, you might be...
*you don't know how much a day ticket costs because you always have a pass supplied by your employer, you might be...
*you go to the nicest restaurant in the resort 6 days a week because of the great money you make
...working as a waitperson at that restaurant, you might be...
*you have ever slept in because it "only" snowed 12 inches, you might be...
*you can't remember the last time you actually had to drive your own vehicle to the ski area but you're there every day anyway, you might be...
*you have a salvaged plastic plate and plasticware so your buddies can make multiple trips to the all-you-can-eat breakfast bar on your behalf, you might be...
(This, of course, is why all-you-can-eat breakfast bars don't exist any more.)
*you have ever talked your way onto a snowcat for the purpose of out-of-bounds uphill transport, you might be...
A Ski Bum.
It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy...let's go exploring! - Calvin (Bill Watterson)
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If you've ever been up to your elbows in fresh POW when you should have been:
in court.
at a close family member's wedding or funeral.
taking a final exam.
in the delivery room while your child is being born.
in a job inerview.
You might just be a ski bum.
If your boots have more duct tape than buckles;
If your pants are held together with Shoe Goo and tape;
then...you just might be a ski bum.
Smell that? Winter's coming!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by samurai  I went skiing on my dad's birthday once. I was 17. I also got a speeding ticket that he paid for. I farked that one up.
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Good one Sam, that gives me an idea..
If you've ever tried to use
in a hurry to get first tracks as an excuse to get out of a traffic ticket then.....
You just might be a ski bum!
Smell that? Winter's coming!
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Yuki, the question is did the "Hottie" trade up or down?????
None of us is as smart as all of us.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Yuki
Said hottie was so hot she hooked up a few weeks with a local guitar prodigy and went on to live in George Harrison's place and record with the Beatles.
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That wasn't Yoko was it? Get it? Yuki + Yoko?????????????
If your skiing addiction helped break up the Beatles, you might be a ski bum
Smell that? Winter's coming!
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Bump. been a year and a half.. Any new ski bum tricks of the trade?
If your screen name is <insert Bear>, you might just be a ski bum!
Smell that? Winter's coming!
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You may be one if; you have make lunch at mid mountain from a cup of tea packets of ketchup and crackers left at the next table. Tabasco helps this recipe by the way.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
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I just can't hang around with those guys anymore. (collect unemployment, take cash under-the-table, sell schwag from the lost and found, sell comp'd tickets in the parking lot... etc. I just kept wondering how long it would take for them to rip me off directly if I wasn't paying attention. Then again, maybe they're just bums that happen to ski.)
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.... hottie was pizzzed!
