Ok - lets get a list of them going again for folks. Heres off the top of my head:
Q: How many extreme skiers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 50, 1 to make the turns and then 49 to point up and say "I could have done that"
Q: How can you tell who the ski patroller is in a room full of people?
A: You don't have to, they will tell you.
Q: How do you get a snowboarder to get off your porch?
A: Pay for the pizza.
Q: How many ski patrollers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one, they hold it up there and just wait for the world to revolve around them.
Q: Whats the difference between a snowboarder and a vacuum cleaner?
A: One is a noisy scumsucker with a bag of air on it. The other is for cleaning your floor with.
This guy walks into a bar at Mt. Baker and says "Hey, you guys wanna hear a snowboarder joke?"
The bartender says, "Well, I'm a snowboarder, the guy on your left is a snowboarder, same with the guy on your right, and a couple of folks behind you as well!".
So he says "Ok, I'll tell it a little more slowly then"
Q: Why do lifties only get a 1/2 hour lunch break?
A: Any longer and they need to be retrained.
Q: What do snowboarders use as birth control.
A: Their personalities.
Q: How does a snowboarder introduce themselves?
A: "Ohhhh - sorry dude!"
Q: How do you become a millionare as a ski instructor?
A: Start out a billionare.
Q: How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 50, one to hold the bulb and 49 to smoke enough dope to make the room spin.
Q: What is the difference between a God and a ski patroller?
A: God does not think she is a ski patroller.
Q: What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend?
A: Homeless
Q: What is the difference between a snowboard student and their instructor?
A: Three days
Q: A car has five snowboarders in the backseat, what do you call the driver?
A: Officer
Q: How many extreme skiers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 50, 1 to make the turns and then 49 to point up and say "I could have done that"
Q: How can you tell who the ski patroller is in a room full of people?
A: You don't have to, they will tell you.
Q: How do you get a snowboarder to get off your porch?
A: Pay for the pizza.
Q: How many ski patrollers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one, they hold it up there and just wait for the world to revolve around them.
Q: Whats the difference between a snowboarder and a vacuum cleaner?
A: One is a noisy scumsucker with a bag of air on it. The other is for cleaning your floor with.
This guy walks into a bar at Mt. Baker and says "Hey, you guys wanna hear a snowboarder joke?"
The bartender says, "Well, I'm a snowboarder, the guy on your left is a snowboarder, same with the guy on your right, and a couple of folks behind you as well!".
So he says "Ok, I'll tell it a little more slowly then"
Q: Why do lifties only get a 1/2 hour lunch break?
A: Any longer and they need to be retrained.
Q: What do snowboarders use as birth control.
A: Their personalities.
Q: How does a snowboarder introduce themselves?
A: "Ohhhh - sorry dude!"
Q: How do you become a millionare as a ski instructor?
A: Start out a billionare.
Q: How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 50, one to hold the bulb and 49 to smoke enough dope to make the room spin.
Q: What is the difference between a God and a ski patroller?
A: God does not think she is a ski patroller.
Q: What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend?
A: Homeless
Q: What is the difference between a snowboard student and their instructor?
A: Three days
Q: A car has five snowboarders in the backseat, what do you call the driver?
A: Officer
